annmariexrose:

Same

(Source: puglovinnn)

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

(Source: dailystews)

fullmetalboob:

goodbye

(Source: legendarygentvstheworld)

sendificator:

BUT LIKE REMEMBER WHEN M.I.A. FLIPPED THE BIRD AT THE SUPER BOWL AND PEOPLE CALLED HER DIRTY AND TRASHY AND NOW JENN LAWRENCE FLIPS THE BIRD AT THE OSCARS AND SUDDENLY ITS A QUIRKY CUTE AWKWARD THING TO DO WOW #WHITEHISTORYCLASSES

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

gay4zayn:

“how to become rich and famous without having to socialize” a book written by zayn malik

koridah:

i wish my name was stephanie no one would expect anything from me, im just there

Your daughter’s face is a small riot,
her hands are a civil war,
a refugee camp behind each ear
a body littered with ugly things.

But God,
doesn’t she wear
the world well?

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

(Source: leonardodiretardo)

cleoselene:

lol remember when all the haters swore it would be a miserable failure?

(Source: whypairodocs)

my friend keeps asking me if i have any plans next week  and i literally have nothing to look forward to except for a dentist appointment.